let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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