ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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