we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
