forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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