She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
we're so committed to being not committed
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