I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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