Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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