ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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