How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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