Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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