The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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