Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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