Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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