i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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