I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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