We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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