Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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