Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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