I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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