i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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