Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Come see our sink grown plant.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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