some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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