The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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