she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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