youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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