I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Randomize
