do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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