This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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