If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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