don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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