im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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