she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
PANTIES FOUND
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