On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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