Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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