i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
my shit smells like andre
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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