Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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