What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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