I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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