they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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