Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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