Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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