Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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