I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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