Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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