Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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