too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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