Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Fuck appropriateness.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
