Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Duck Duck Cougar?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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