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As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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