How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
