Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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