Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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