Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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