she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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