I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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