break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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